What if Titanic was made in South India?
The film will be called - Doobne Nahi Dunga
Jack will be played by Rajnikanth and Rose will be half his age
Rose and Jack will both have accents
Rajnikanth will stop the ship from hitting the iceberg by standing on the iceberg and pushing the ship away with his bare hands
If Rajinikanth would have failed to do that, he would take off his shirt, hold Rose’s hand and swim across the ocean
There will be a victory dance by Rajnikanth and a voluptuous girl at the end of the film
The film will also have a sequel titled – Doobne Nahi Dunga Returns