What if Titanic was made in South India?

 

The film will be called - Doobne Nahi Dunga

 

 

Jack will be played by Rajnikanth and Rose will be half his age

 

 

Rose and Jack will both have accents

 

 

Rajnikanth will stop the ship from hitting the iceberg by standing on the iceberg and pushing the ship away with his bare hands

 

 

If Rajinikanth would have failed to do that, he would take off his shirt, hold Rose’s hand and swim across the ocean

 

There will be a victory dance by Rajnikanth and a voluptuous girl at the end of the film

 

 

The film will also have a sequel titled – Doobne Nahi Dunga Returns