Men's Handbook: How to avoid the urge to rape a woman
In the recent past many ministers, including Culture Minister Mahesh Sharma, have been dictating dos and don'ts for the 'safety of women' but Asianet Newsable decided to create an illustrated handbook exclusively for men to avoid unsolicited advances.
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1. Always carry eye masks to protect yourself from women who wear skimpy clothes
2. Avoid hanging out at Chinese restaurants in case you run into a hormone imbalanced women who’s ‘asking for it’
3. Avoid eating eggs, chicken and fish to keep your raging hormones in check
4. Never go to malls, the lingerie mannequins might instigate an arousal
5. Avoid alcohol. Drinking can be hazardous to your horny level
6. Go home by 7 pm, some women prowl the streets alone at night increasing salacious urges
7. Interact more with women at work places to overcome repression
8. Don’t spike drinks to get into her pants; ask her instead, she may just say yes
9. Marry for love and not to satisfy your carnal instinct
10. Learn to accept NO for an answer
