What if Titanic was made in South India?

The film will be called - Doobne Nahi Dunga

Jack will be played by Rajnikanth and Rose will be half his age

Rose and Jack will both have accents

Rajnikanth will stop the ship from hitting the iceberg by standing on the iceberg and pushing the ship away with his bare hands

If Rajinikanth would have failed to do that, he would take off his shirt, hold Rose’s hand and swim across the ocean

There will be a victory dance by Rajnikanth and a voluptuous girl at the end of the film

The film will also have a sequel titled – Doobne Nahi Dunga Returns