Zimbabwe coach Ntini wants to "hang himself from tomato plant"

Zimbabwe's cricket coach Makhaya Ntini has said he wants to "hang himself on a tomato plant" after his team suffered consecutive humiliating defeats to MS Dhoni's India.

The former South Africa fast bowler expressed utter disappointment over the performance of his team, which capitulated to massive losses in the first two ODIs this past week.

India won the first ODI by 9 wickets (45 balls to spare) and the second by 8 wickets (139 balls to spare).

Grilled by reporters after the second defeat, a frustrated Ntini said that if there was a tomato plant outside the ground, he would hang himself on it.

Apparently, there was none.